Sunday, September 2, 2007

i believe

Two of my high school friends had their wedding reception this weekend. It was in the style of Discordianism, a chaos-centered religion where everyone is a pope, the number five is sacred, and if you don't wear a costume to the party, you get your face painted grey.

In the process of looking up more about this religion on Wikipedia (which I suggest you do), I also found the religion to which I will be converting soon - Frisbeetarianism. "The basic tenet is that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and you can't get it down. A lesser known aspect is the holy event known as "The Ascension" wherein someone comes along with a ladder and collects all the souls...The best thing that could happen to a frisbetarian is to be collected and join the great ultimate game in the sky."

If you're shopping around for a new religion, though, I suggest you check out this page, which will tell you all about Pastafarianism, The Church of Google, Goat on a Pole, and other really great new religious movements in the world.

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