Friday, January 11, 2008

toss up

Your landlord is bringing some people over to look at the house to see if they want to rent it next year. Clean up, or don't clean up? It's not your house, but it is your dirty underwear on the floor.

You told your boyfriend you'd stay with him for spring break, but your friend from Japan is going to be in Boston. Go to Boston or stay home? You haven't seen your friend from Japan in two years, but your boyfriend has power over you. Also, travel costs money.

Your cat is either fat or grew another coat. Give him the almost empty tuna can, or don't? If you don't, he won't shut up, but if you do, you could be promoting feline obesity.

2 comments:

sam said...

1) don't clean up

2) "Go to Boston or stay home?" what happened to "stay with him?"*

3) don't give him the tuna. he's fat



* power? W?

Laura said...

I meant "go to boyfriend's house." sam, you read too closely.