i will hate you until you know better

I'm sure I've written here concerning how I feel about eating and drinking in the library. Summary: If you do it responsibly, I'm less inclined to hate you.

Right now, I am sitting in a cubical at the library in front of a computer. On the other side of the cubical wall is someone else at the library in front of a computer. He or she is eating potato chips. I can hear them crunching. They are sour cream and onion. I can smell them. I can also hear the greasy, potato chip covered fingers typing away on the keyboard and clicking the mouse. Oh, there was a pause...and a clink. Yep. Open can of soda right there.

I don't know who that person is, but I hate them. I hate that they make me seriously consider bringing wet wipes to school with me and wiping off any computer I sit down in front of before I touch anything.