It’s been one week, and I still have problems with:
2% milk
five-lane highways
cookie-dough ice cream
perfectly manicured green lawns
english
getting into the passenger side of the car from the right side
watermelons for $5
large pizza for $8
life cereal
Pilsbury rolls
huge parks
porches
women in spaghetti strap shirts
air conditioning
clothes dryers
parking lots where none of the cars are backed-in
commercials without SMAP
hot dogs in hot dog buns
credit cards
I was trying to explain something to someone today and I stammered in Japanese, “Ano…eh to…are, are.” Blank faces all around.
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