Tuesday, July 22, 2008

i want a job to fall in my lap

I'm trying to get a job. It's not going so well.

To teach, it seems that I need a PhD.

To be a secretary, I need to document every single hour of time I have ever spent copying, answering phones, and scheduling appointments. I'm beginning to think that those hours sorting files in my mom's office when I was 10 would be an asset on my resume.

To work at any sort of service industry job, I need to work nights and weekends. Ha.

It doesn't help when I run into someone whose job is to run through a very famous museum gallery as a living art exhibit. He gets paid $20/hour plus benefits.

Where is my awesome job?

1 comment:

*MP* said...

Bike shop. That's where I'm looking. They're not open during the night... but you might have to do weekends.